Top Ten Spamton Moments

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
hackingmachine
hackingmachine

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id: a digital drawing of miss pauling from team fortress two. it shows her from about the hips up. she's posed with her hands apart, raised at shoulder-level. between them, there are a bunch of colorful dice and simple figurines floating in an arc. miss pauling is looking off to the right with a smile. she's wearing a tophat with a busted top, there's an eye visible inside it, the hat also has a ghost ornament attached to it, a purple suit and a white shirt with a black tie. the background is black with purple silhouettes of ghosts and strands of smoke. end id

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lycanthropdyke
spiceology

Hanzo is just sasuke for people who wanna fuck dads

chris-huy

How fucking dare you. Hanzo has a richer and deeper backstory than that angsty sack of shit

soaprock

fanart of him fucking mccree isnt lore

overwatch

@chris-huy not to call you out 5 years later, but when Sasuke was a child he had his entire family murdered by his own brother who was following orders from their dystopian government.

Hanzo killed Genii because he and his Yakuza family didn’t like Genji and then Hanzo decided to brood.

chris-huy

And to respond to you 5 years later, fuck Blizzard and every game they’ve put out since 2010. This was originally a joke that people took seriously but now Actiblizz could and should shut down permanently.

doctorcigarettes

hey man whats up its been a while. we should hang out

immarainbowpatooie
nakajimeow

WORDS/PHRASES TO USE INSTEAD OF

very:

  • extremely
  • strikingly
  • incredibly
  • overly
  • awfully
  • damn
  • dreadfully
  • totally
  • genuinely
  • unusually
  • highly
  • quite

talk/whisper:

  • speak
  • tell
  • chatter
  • discuss
  • gossip
  • converse
  • prattle
  • blab
  • mention
  • utter
  • chitchat
  • verbalize
  • mouthed
  • voice out
  • murmur
  • mutter
  • mumble

suddenly:

  • unexpectedly
  • out of the blue
  • all at once
  • without warning/notice
  • instantly
  • surprisingly
  • in a flash
  • out of nowhere
  • in an instant
  • like a shot
  • abruptly
  • on spur of moment
  • by surprise
  • before you know it
  • with one's guard down

look/saw:

  • watch
  • view
  • glance
  • glare
  • gawk
  • set eys on
  • stare
  • peek
  • gaze
  • glimpse
  • sight
  • scan
  • peep
  • eyed out
  • perceive
  • noticed
  • witness

these are just some words that are often redundant in texts but of course, these synonyms would still depend on the context of what you are writing. i will add more if i can !! you guys can also add more if you want to.

helpful
newgin-clever-title-goes-here
tf2humbug

Valve Store closing on July 31st!

This is a heads-ups for anyone who might still be interested in buying one of my TF2 designs from the Valve merch store. I got word yesterday that the whole thing is being shut down at the end of the month, so if you want something, don't wait! On August 1st, it'll be gone foorreevveeerrr~~

"The Whole Gang" art printALT
"The Ever Flamboyant Balloonicorn" t-shirt designALT

I've never made very much money from my TF2 merch, but it was always nice to see that people were still interested. There's lots of good stuff to grab besides my work, too, of course.

If Valve decides to open up a new merch store, I'll see about getting my work included, but I have no idea how likely that is. This is probably the last chance to buy it. I could definitely use the cash!

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shorthistorian:
“corporatebigwig:
“aiiaiiiyo:
“Ice delivery man in Houston, TX circa 1920 Check this blog!
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why did he eat this
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#the hip pop… the cigarettes in the hat…#how many kids from pre-electric refrigeration look suspiciously like this guy...
aiiaiiiyo

Ice delivery man in Houston, TX circa 1920 Check this blog!

corporatebigwig

why did he eat this 

shorthistorian

#the hip pop… the cigarettes in the hat…#how many kids from pre-electric refrigeration look suspiciously like this guy I wonder…#POV: You are a bored housewife whose husband is constantly away on business trips and barely looks at you when he gets home#and this guy is rolling up to your house on like a weekly basis with a block of ice and his WWI thousand yard stare

Historian finishing a dissertation on the ice industry here. For once, I am not here to take away your joy! 

“Oh no, the ice man is too sexy and he’s going to fuck my wife while I’m not home” was a legit moral panic for DECADES. So much so that if you were fancy, you could get an icebox built into your wall so the dirty, sexy ice man didn’t have to come inside your house with your delicate, impressionable wife. 

This pic is going in the diss if I can chase down the correct citation for it.